did you get engaged???
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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