You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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