I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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