i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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