Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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