My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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