so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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