I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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