All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
the room spins SO much faster in panama
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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