Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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