But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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