biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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