i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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