i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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