whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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