I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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