If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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