What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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