Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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