Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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