So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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