youre lurking in front of me
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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