Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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