whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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