D3 body, D1 cock
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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