She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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