Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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