I met the friendliest cop last night
handjob tips. give me some.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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