Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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