She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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