i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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