Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
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