How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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