On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I did not marry a roomba.
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