Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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