She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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