Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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