We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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