Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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