There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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