i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
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