At least make sure they are 18
Why
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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