Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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