I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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