i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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