i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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