The maid of honor just puked.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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