We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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