And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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