I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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