i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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