ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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