More tranny stories later!
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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