I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
